Barneyisms

“A bro-ing away party, a special bro-casion, a bro-choice rally, bro-time at the Apollo.”

“In my body, where the 'shame' gland should be, there is a second 'awesome' gland.”

“LEGEN – wait for it, and I hope you’re not lactose intolerant because the next part is – DARY!”

“I hope you’re finding a new gender for yourself because I revoking your dude membership.”

“Here’s the mini-cherry on top of the regular cherry on top of the sundae of awesomeness that is my life.”

"How much does Korean Elvis rock? I'll answer that: Infinity. He rocks infinity."

"You're going as my wingman. Flight suit-up!"

"Phone five"

"This is so going on my blog"

"What up"

"What's that? Self five? Nice. We out."